• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive
Anonymous:
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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